“I can't seem to recall if I've ever had amnesia before.”

“My partner and I were going to renew our vowels, but the consonants revolted.”

“Is it a lucky break if you get run over by an ambulance?”

“There is no " i " in team. But there are two in motivation.”

“Finished crap can be edited. Unfinished greatness languishes forever. The only bad writing is the thing you didn't write!”

“I have a plan, and Im following it. I can focus on doing what is within my control, and I dont need to be afraid of the results.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”

“For the love of mercy, I cannot walk into mediation with a swollen vagina, Cash. Please.I smile against her thigh, rubbing my scratchy face against the softness of her skin.Is that what Im doing? I...”

“So that's the telephone? They ring, and you run.”

“How beautiful would history have been if it could be written beforehand and then acted out like drama!”