Quotes by Robin Williams

“I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what its like to feel absolutely worthless and they dont want anyone else to feel like that.”

“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”

“Death is natures way of saying, Your table is ready.”

“I used to think the worst thing in life is to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.”

“I used to think that the worst thing in life was to end up alone. Its not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel alone.”

“Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.”

“Smile my boy, its sunrise”

“An alcoholic is someone who can violate his standards faster than he can lower them.”

“Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.”

“Mickey Mouse to a three-year-old is a six-foot-tall RAT!”

“The 'Aladdin' thing - that's not work; that's just fun. Three days in the recording studio going mad, then the animators do all the work. Not a bad way to cash a large check, my friend.”

“The bad thing about being a famous comedian is that every now and then someone approaches me to tell an old joke. Don't tell me jokes - I have that. People also say the weirdest things, sometimes s...”

“The idea of having a steady job is appealing.”

“Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'”

“A lot of vets like 'Good Morning Vietnam' - I get great letters from guys.”

“When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?”

“I started doing comedy because that was the only stage that I could find. It was the pure idea of being on stage. That was the only thing that interested me, along with learning the craft and worki...”

“Okra is the closest thing to nylon I've ever eaten. It's like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string.”

“If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.”

“Sometimes over things that I did, movies that didn't turn out very well - you go, 'Why did you do that?' But in the end, I can't regret them because I met amazing people. There was always something...”