“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”

“Death is natures way of saying, Your table is ready.”

“I used to think the worst thing in life is to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.”

“I used to think that the worst thing in life was to end up alone. Its not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel alone.”

“Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.”

“Smile my boy, its sunrise”

“Promise YourselfTo be so strong that nothingcan disturb your peace of mind.To talk health, happiness, and prosperityto every person you meet.To make all your friends feelthat there is something in ...”

“They say a person needs just three things to be truly happy in this world: someone to love, something to do, and something to hope for.”

“Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness.”

“How little our careers express what lies in us, and yet how much time they take up. It's sad, really.”

“Tell the truth through whichever veil comes to hand but tell it. Resign yourself to the lifelong sadness that comes from never being satisfied.”

“What a sad story, I thought for so long. Not that I now think it was happy. But I think it is true, and thus the question of whether it is sad or happy has no meaning whatever.”