Quotes by Ricky Gervais

“I see Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. Oh, no..wait.. that never happens.”

“In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth . . . Then he said, "Let there be light." Which means he made the entire universe in the dark! How fucking good is that? He's brilliant.”

“ Science is constantly proved all the time. You see, if we take something like any fiction, any holy book and destroyed it, in a thousand years time, that wouldnt come back just as it was. Whereas ...”

“A Christian telling an atheist they're going to hell is as scary as a child telling an adult they're not getting any presents from Santa.”

“Do unto others is a good rule of thumb. I live by that. Forgiveness is probably the greatest virtue there is. But thats exactly what it is - a virtue. Not just a Christian virtue. No one owns being...”

“The best advice I've ever received is, 'No one else knows what they're doing either.”

“You wont burn in hell. But be nice anyway.”

“Its a strange myth that atheists have nothing to live for. Its the opposite. We have nothing to die for. We have everything to live for.”

“The existence of God is not subjective. He either exists or he doesnt. Its not a matter of opinion. You can have your own opinions. But you cant have your own facts.”

“Science seeks the truth. And it does not discriminate. For better or worse it finds things out. Science is humble. It knows what it knows and it knows what it doesnt know. It bases its conclusions ...”

“Remember, when you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It is only painful for others.The same applies when you are stupid.”

“There's no difference between fame and infamy now. There's a new school of professional famous people that don't do anything. They don't create anything.”

“… Science is constantly proved all the time. You see, if we take something like any fiction, any holy book… and destroyed it, in a thousand years’ time, that wouldn’t come back just as it was. Wher...”

“Do unto others…’ is a good rule of thumb. I live by that. Forgiveness is probably the greatest virtue there is. But that’s exactly what it is - a virtue. Not just a Christian virtue. No one owns be...”

“You won’t burn in hell. But be nice anyway.”

“It’s a strange myth that atheists have nothing to live for. It’s the opposite. We have nothing to die for. We have everything to live for.”

“The existence of God is not subjective. He either exists or he doesn’t. It’s not a matter of opinion. You can have your own opinions. But you can’t have your own facts.”

“You have options. You can either continue to be miserable or you can just stop being angry at everyone and accept the way things are. Allow yourself to live.”

“The truth doesn’t hurt. Whatever it is, it doesn’t hurt. It’s better to know the truth.”

“If there is a god, why did he make me an atheist? That was his first mistake. Well, the talking snake was his first mistake.”