“I see Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. Oh, no..wait.. that never happens.”

“In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth . . . Then he said, "Let there be light." Which means he made the entire universe in the dark! How fucking good is that? He's brilliant.”

“ Science is constantly proved all the time. You see, if we take something like any fiction, any holy book and destroyed it, in a thousand years time, that wouldnt come back just as it was. Whereas ...”

“A Christian telling an atheist they're going to hell is as scary as a child telling an adult they're not getting any presents from Santa.”

“Do unto others is a good rule of thumb. I live by that. Forgiveness is probably the greatest virtue there is. But thats exactly what it is - a virtue. Not just a Christian virtue. No one owns being...”

“The best advice I've ever received is, 'No one else knows what they're doing either.”

“Stupidity and wisdom meet in the same centre of sentiment and resolution, in the suffering of human accidents.”

“If this man had not twelve thousand a year, he would be a very stupid fellow.”

“There are only 2 paths to happiness in life. Utter Stupidity or Exceptional Wealth.”