Mort Sahl

Quotes by Mort Sahl

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Comedian and actor · American · 1927–2021

American comedian and actor (1927–2021)

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Popular Quotes

“My life needs editing.”

“My life needs editing. ”

“The bravest thing that men do is love women.”

“I used to go to two movies every week for the Saturday matinee when I was a kid.”

“Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.”

“Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. Had he run unopposed he would have lost.”

Common Themes

humor politics Week Kid Two companionship politicians Professional Insanity

“Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.”
— Mort Sahl
humor politics

“My life needs editing. ”
— Mort Sahl
humor politics

“I used to go to two movies every week for the Saturday matinee when I was a kid.”
— Mort Sahl
Week Kid Two

“The bravest thing that men do is love women.”
— Mort Sahl
companionship

“Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. Had he run unopposed he would have lost.”
— Mort Sahl
politicians

“Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They're insensitive to the insanity of our times.”
— Mort Sahl
Professional Insanity

“My life needs editing.”
— Mort Sahl
humor politics

“In the forties, to get a girl you had to be a GI or a jock. In the fifties, to get a girl you had to be Jewish. In the sixties, to get a girl you had to be black. In the seventies, to get a girl yo...”
— Mort Sahl

“Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.”
— Mort Sahl

“Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.”
— Mort Sahl

“Nixon's the kind of guy that if you were drowning 50 feet off shore, he'd throw you a 30 foot rope. Then Kissinger would go on TV the next night and say that the President had met you more than hal...”
— Mort Sahl