89 quotes found
Novelist · American
American novelist
“She didn't even want to think of how hellish it would be if all the MacGregors made her feel like this one did, all hot and shaky. She'd have to move to the Arctic Circle before the month was out j...”
“My energies have been drained.Masturbating too much will do that.”
“Emotions like these didn't happen to regular, everyday people. They couldn't or else the entire world would be fornicating all the time.”
“For your next act, please don't pull any rabbits out of my... well, hat."....He licked playfully at her mouth. "And ya can't call my manhood 'rabbit'.”
“For some reason, when people meet me and find out I'm a writer they always ask if I write children's books. Um... please don't let your kids read my books. Well, unless your kids are in their 30s o...”
“Am I on your walk of shame? You did sleep with the right MacGregor, didnt you?”
“The dreams that were buried the deepest were the hardest to get rid of.”
“A lie, when believed, became the truth.”
“She was a truth that had filled his every moment.”
“If I want to dress up like Princess Leia and lightsaber fight the clone army in my living room, well the Han Solo in my life is just going to have to accept it.”
“I'm like a stray cat. If you feed me, I don't leave.”
“I look at life as an adventure. Each new chapter brings new opportunities.”
“The long years had taught him that everything worked itself out given enough time, and some things would always be the way fate wished them to be.”
“Soft flesh mingled with defiant will to create one frustratingly perfect woman.”
“People who make snide comments to authors like "anyone can write a book" or "well, you did it, so obviously I can/it can't be that hard" or poke at a book because it's "romance" or "genre fiction" ...”
“Jaden felt their boredom, their tired eternity. Beyond that, she felt their dying essence. They were immortalall-powerful beingsand yet they were powerless against the onslaught of ever-changing ti...”
“This is not a white and black business we are in. There are messy shades of crimson haunting us in everything we do.”
“He had seen so much of life, but even more of death. He had seen countless eras come and go and still he braved forward, forever alone. And here she was ready to give up after a few lousy years. Sh...”
“Does talking to yourself in the voice of your fictional character count as being social?”
“When people get into their 30s plus "boyfriend" sounds weird...if you really think about it. Instead, I think we should universally start using the term "manfriend" or "snookie bookie cuddles pie".”
