“I heart my job. I get to make things up for a living.”

“The web is a dangerous place for a mind begging to slack off and be distracted by nonsense.”

“People should know better than to be an ass in front of writers. We immortalize things. Lots of things. And we take liberties with character descriptions.”

“My cat mocks me frequently. It's the universe's way of keeping me from getting too big of an ego.”

“Advice from a Romance Writer: Guys, make your woman feel pretty even on an 'off' day. Trust me, good things will come of it.”

“Without love, life was nothing but endless tasks and battles.”

“Whatever your dreams may be, never dismiss them as impossible. Always hope. Always try. You just never know when things will happen.”

“Other people dream while they are asleep. I plot new book ideas.”

“Does talking to yourself in the voice of your fictional character count as being social?”

“Crap.It's all crap.Living is crap.Life has no meaning.None. Nowhere to be found.Crap.Why doesn't anybody realize this?”

“...cursing my heels and debating whether it was faster to stop and take them off--damn ankle straps!--or keep running with the potential neck breakers. Wouldnt that make a charming epitaph? Here li...”

“Charlie whistled "Amazing Grace" as he drove. It was all I could do not to whip my head around and snap, Are you kidding me? Couldn't he pick something more appropriate, like "Shout at the Devil" o...”

“You know, the act of feeding someone is the ultimate act of care and affection...sharing yourself with someone else through food." He held another mouthful of cake under her nose. "Think about it. ...”