89 quotes found
Novelist · American
American novelist
“As an author I'm in my head all day and I worry that I lose touch with reality. But then my dog pees on my shoe and I know I've found it again.”
“I find it funny when people try to brag about being younger than me...like having lived less is an accomplishment. Makes me want to pat them on the head, lol. I'm comfortable with who I am.”
“Out of all the things I do, I think being a mom is the most important and satisfying.”
“If the weight comes from bacon you can so deduct it off the scale total to get your true weight. #science”
“I love my career. It is a career. A difficult one that takes many hours and total dedication to my craft. It is also what I was born to do--tell stories and entertain.”
“Publishing is a business and writing is an art. The two have to be crammed together despite the clearly different motivations behind them.”
“We did not go about this bride thing right. I do not think women are still used to being stolen as they once were.Some adjustment is to be expected.It is more than that. She keeps asking for things...”
“Only a sentimental being would care about such everyday thingsthings used and discarded by the humans of their respective eras without thought, yet kept and preserved by an immortal who never forgo...”
“I don't want to move out of bed." "I don't want to move out of bed either. Let's live here.”
“For ya, love, I will be anything ya want... even a potato.”
“Would it make you feel better if I had a panic attack?" Jane sat on the couch and suppressed a small yawn. "I mean, it's almost four in the morning and a little early for a panic attack, but I can ...”
“Ya smell like honey," he said. "I'm allergic to bees," she whispered. "I'll do my best not to sting ya, love.”
“He took her hand from her head and held it in his. "Your beauty could make a rose blush." "Are you... drunk?”
“Is he all right?" Jane asked. "Oh, sure, probably losing a fight against a squirrel," Angus said. "Or his shadow...”
“So, the MacGregors." "Yeah." Jane nodded with a long sigh. "The MacGregors." "I don't get what the big deal is with them," Charlotte said. "If you saw under their kilts, you would get what the big ...”
“Angus skidded to a stop and lifted his jaw as if sensing he was being watched. He looked in her direction and instantly covered his manhood as his eyes caught Jane's shocked face in the tree limbs....”
“There's nothing sweet about me, love," he said.”
“Damn, I would give anything to see that man naked," Charlotte whispered. "How could you only say he was 'all right'?”
“Her eyes widened, convinced by the size of it that his shaft was fully erect. She blinked several times. No, she was wrong. The bulge moved, growing as she watched it."Not that I mind ya staring, l...”
“If Scotsmen don't wear anything under their kilts and they ride a horse, do you think they chafe their manbits?”
