24 quotes found
“In my opinion any activity during which you can enjoy a beverage is not a sport. It is a party.”
“I knew people were talking, but I wasn't listening. I wasn't interested in anything anyone had to say.”
“People who look down on us poor country folk usually wont admit that anything worthwhile can come out of here.”
“People who look down on us poor country folk usually won’t admit that anything worthwhile can come out of here.”
“That sounds weird: "kill yourself." It makes it sound like you tried to murder someone, only that someone is you.”
“He said that I have to remember that even though I've changed a lot in here, I'm going back to a world that hasn't changed”
“Just because your life isn't as awful as someone else's that doesn't mean it doesn't suck. You can't compare how you feel to the way other people feel. It just doesn't work.What might look like the...”
“I didn't realize there was a ranking." I said. "Sadie frowned. "What do you mean?" "A ranking," I said. "You know, what's crazier than what." "Oh, sure there is," Sadie said. She sat back in her ch...”
“I think he just loved being with the bears because they didn't make him feel bad. I get it too. When he was with the bears, they didn't care that he was kind of weird, or that he'd gotten into trou...”
“I believe that Godif he exists at allis what we want him to be. The true God is unknowable, and so we dress him up in costumes that make him visible to us. Then we come up with a lot of very silly ...”
“Faith, he had learned that night in front of the flickering television, was most glorious when it was most untouched by reason.”
“When I was a kid, I used to watch that show, sitting on the couch in my pajamas and wishing more than anything that one day I'd just change into this other person. I thought that would explain ever...”
“So that's it. That's the big secret. I tried to kill myself on New Year's eve. Just like Sadie did last night. Only she really did it. I don't know all the detatils, just the basics. She took a bun...”
“He lifted his shirt, and on his back was the White Rabbit, wearing his waistcoat and looking at his watch. It was just like the illustration from the book. Only standing next to him, back-to-back, ...”
“i swear to God, that was the question. Sometimes, I think there's someone up there just sitting around thinking of ways to make me look like a complete moron. Seriously, I bet there's an angel or m...”
“The whiskey was a good start. I got the idea from Dylan Thomas. He's this poet who drank twenty-one straight whiskeys at the White Horse Tavern in New York and then died on the spot from alcohol po...”
“Seven little crazy kids chopping up sticks;One burnt her daddy up and then there were six.Six little crazy kids playing with a hive;One tattooed himself to death and then there were five.Five littl...”
“Anyone can be crazy. That's usually just because there's something screwed up in your wiring, you know? But suicide is a whole different thing. I mean, how much do you have to hate yourself to want...”
“He had never been a religious person. Even as a child he had found the notion of an omnipotent creator who punished his crations inconsistently for minor infractions of a vaguely defined moral code...”
“When she saw me, my mother stood up and started to come toward me, but then stopped. I think maybe Cat Poop had told her not to make any sudden movements because they might scare me, like Im a wild...”
“Boney the snowman, was a crazy, whacked-out guy, with tattooed skin and a goofy grin, and he liked to get real high. There must have been some acid in the soda that he had, 'cause when he went and ...”
“Then he asked me which one I thought was most likely to happen. I wish I knew. I really do. But I dont. Youd think that after living with these people for fifteen years Id know a little something a...”
