Quotes by Margaret Cho

“George Bush isn't Hitler. He could be if he applied himself.”

“Im not going to die because I failed as someone else. Im going to succeed as myself.”

“Am I gay, am I straight? No, I'm just slutty. So, where's my parade? What about slut pride.”

“Whenever anyone has called me a bitch, I have taken it as a compliment. To me, a bitch is assertive, unapologetic, demanding, intimidating, intelligent, fiercely protective, in control all very po...”

“These days, I strive to be a bitch, because not being one sucks. Not being a bitch means not having your voice heard. Not being a bitch means you agree with all the bullshit. Not being a bitch mean...”

“I want Jesus to come back and say 'THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT'" -”

“Just because you are blind, and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist.”

“I am so beautiful, sometimes people weep when they see me. And it has nothing to do with what I look like really, it is just that I gave myself the power to say that I am beautiful, and if I could ...”

“If we have the opportunity to be generous with our hearts, ourselves, we have no idea of the depth and breadth of love's reach.”

“I have so much hate that it has turned into love.”

“Love is the big booming beat which covers up the noise of hate.”

“I've spent so much time feeling ugly and being treated as ugly as a result. But I changed my attitude and said, Im beautiful because I love everybody as much as I can. Im beautiful because I have w...”

“I was like, Am I gay? Am I straight? And I realized...I'm just slutty. Where's my parade?”

“I went to a performance-art high school, and a teacher there was signing me up for open-mic nights at the comedy club. I think about it now, and I think, 'Well, that may be inappropriate,' but it w...”

“Interventions are really emotionally exhausting and I would never ever want to have one. In the same way, I would never want to have a surprise birthday party. That would be horrible.”

“To me, marriage is really important and what we build families on. That's why gay marriage is really important.”

“I didn't appreciate the young woman that I was, or my young beauty, because I was so obsessed with the fact that I felt fat. It's never good to add to anybody else's suffering. It's an important to...”

“I think it is really sad that when people lose their homes they kind of lose their minds too.”

“I'm not a mom, but I think the word 'mother' is about wisdom.”

“Usually, if you smile at them and show some interest in the toy, they will give it to you. That's a straight up Democrat move!”