“Im not going to die because I failed as someone else. Im going to succeed as myself.”

“Am I gay, am I straight? No, I'm just slutty. So, where's my parade? What about slut pride.”

“Whenever anyone has called me a bitch, I have taken it as a compliment. To me, a bitch is assertive, unapologetic, demanding, intimidating, intelligent, fiercely protective, in control all very po...”

“These days, I strive to be a bitch, because not being one sucks. Not being a bitch means not having your voice heard. Not being a bitch means you agree with all the bullshit. Not being a bitch mean...”

“I want Jesus to come back and say 'THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT'" -”

“Just because you are blind, and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist.”

“Even now, years later, it's hard to tell why the government stood by and let the city of New Orleans be destroyed, dispatching troops rather than help.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”