33 quotes found
“I fart in your general direction.”
“Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?”
“If life seems jolly rotten, Theres something youve forgotten.”
“If life seems jolly rotten, There’s something you’ve forgotten.”
“When danger reared its ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled.”
“What happens to you as an individual is you plus the world rather than you alone.”
“Sir Beldevere: What makes you think she's a witch? Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt! Sir Beldevere: A newt? Peasant 3: [meekly after a long pause] ... I got better. Crowd: [shouts] Burn h...”
“We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!”
“McGough: I'm sorry. I'm afraid I've caught poetry. Mr Bones: Oh really? Well, don't worry, sir - I used to suffer from short stories.McGough: Really? When?Mr Bones: Oh, once upon a time ...”
“Henry KissingerHow I'm missing yerYou're the Doctor of my dreamsWith your crinkly hair and your glassy stareAnd your Machiavellian schemesI know they say that you are very vainAnd short and fat and...”
“Words cut deeper than knives. A knife can be pulled out, words are embedded into our souls.”
“Writers are not narcissists. They simply acknowledge that what they find interesting is not unique to them.”
“...A secure future seemed mapped out for me. Too secure, too mapped out. If I carried on in medicine, I realized I'd have a pretty good idea exactly what I'd be doing ten, twenty and even thirty ye...”
“I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.”
“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
“Michael Palin : "I am sorry to interrupt you there Dennis, but he's crossed it out. Thomas Hardy here on the first day of his new novel has crossed out the only word he has written so far and he is...”
“You see, I don't belive that libraries should be drab places where people sit in silence, that has been the main reason for our policy of employing wild animals as librarians.”
“All ideas come about through some sort of observation. It sparks an attitude some object or emotion causes a reaction in the other person. ”
“It's fear. … There's no point in it. We should just love each other, and do it in our own way. That's the only thing that's important.”
“I think … [what attracted me to show business] was the early radio shows. I was an avid listener to radio shows like Take It from Here; before that, Jewel and Warriss, Hancock, all sorts of radio s...”
