"Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only m..." - Graham Chapman

Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark

— Graham Chapman
Actor, comedian and writer

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Graham Chapman was a 20th-century English actor, comedian and writer. Graham Chapman was a British actor, comedian and writer. He was one of the six members of the surrealist comedy group Monty Python. Read more on Wikipedia →

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Truth — Meditations on honesty, authenticity, and the search for truth

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