63 quotes found
Cartoonist · American
American cartoonist
“Gossip is vice enjoyed vicariously - the sweet subtle satisfaction without the risk.”
“It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness. Poverty and wealth have both failed.”
“Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.”
“A bee is never as busy as it seems it's just that it can't buzz any slower.”
“Never tell the box-office man that you can't hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can't see either.”
“Nobuddy ever listened t' reason on a empty stomach.”
“Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.”
“It's purty hard t' be efficient without bein' obnoxious.”
“Ther's still a few honest folks left but they never seem t' find anything you lose.”
“If at first you do succeed don't take any more chances.”
“Now an' then an innocent man is sent t' th' legislature.”
“Gittin' talked about is one o' th' penalties for bein' purty, while bein' above suspicion is about th' only compensation fer bein' homely.”
“Don't knock th' weather. Nine-tenths o' th' people couldn' start a conversation if it didn' change once in a while.”
“Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.”
“Th' only way t' entertain some folks is t' listen t' 'em.”
“When a fellow says, It hain't the money, but th' principle o' the thing, it's th' money.”
“Bees are not as busy as we think they are. They jest can't buzz any slower.”
“Some folks can look so busy doin' nothin' that they seem indispensable.”
“Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.”
“Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.”
