63 quotes found
Cartoonist · American
American cartoonist
“All the world loves a good loser.”
“Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.”
“Nobody ever forgets where he buried a hatchet.”
“Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.”
“Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.”
“Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.”
“It's pretty hard to be efficient without being obnoxious. ”
“Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.”
“If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.”
“Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out any quicker than the Christmas spirit”
“There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.”
“After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school.”
“A bee is never as busy as it seems it's just that it can't buzz any slower. ”
“Don't knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. ”
“Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.”
“It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed.”
“We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.”
“No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.”
“A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.”
“If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public.”
“It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.”
“The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.”
“There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?”
