63 quotes found
Cartoonist · American
American cartoonist
“Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.”
“Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.”
“The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.”
“Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.”
“The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.”
“Nobody ever forgets where he buried a hatchet.”
“The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.”
“Gossip is vice enjoyed vicariously - the sweet subtle satisfaction without the risk.”
“Some folks can look so busy doing nothin' that they seem indispensable.”
“I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost.”
“An optimist is a fellow who believes what's going to be will be postponed.”
“The world gets better every day - then worse again in the evening.”
“Don't knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.”
“Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.”
“Some fellows pay a compliment like they expected a receipt.”
“Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn't be so bad if they thought.”
“I don't know of anything better than a woman if you want to spend money where it will show.”
“Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.”
“Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.”
“It's pretty hard to be efficient without being obnoxious.”
