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“The prank is entitled "Subverting the Patriarchal Paradigm".”
“I have a date,' he explained. 'This is an emergency.' He paused to catch his breath. 'Do you know' - breath - 'how to iron?' I walked over to the pink shirt. It was wrinkled like an old woman who'd...”
“Mission accomplished' I said.Pudge my friend we are indefuckingstructable.”
“There are always answers. We just have to be smart enough.”
“With a sigh, he grabbed hold of his chair and lifted himself out of it, then wrote on the blackboard: How will we ever get out of this labyrinth of suffering? - A.Y.'I'm going to leave that up for ...”
“Could the two people who are making out please be quiet?" the Colonel asked loudly from his sleeping bag. "Those of us who are not making out are drunk and tired.”
“I was not religious, but I liked rituals. I liked the idea of connecting an action with remembering.”
“..if people were rain, I was drizzle and she was ahurricane.”
“Jesus, I'm not going to be one of those people who sits around talking about what they're going to do. I'm just going to do it.”
“Imagining that future keeps you going, but you never do it. You just use the future to escape the present.”
“I'm not going to be one of those people who sits around talking about what they're going to do. I'm just going to do it. Imagining the future is a kind of nostalgia.”
“Why dont we break up? I guess I stay with her because she stays with me. And thats not an easy thing to do.”
“You know what's lame, Pudge? I really care about her. I mean, we were hopeless. Badly matched. But still. I mean, I said I loved her... I mean, it's stupid to miss someone you didn't even get along...”
“I wouldn't have cared if my girlfriend was a Jaguar-driving Cyclops with a beard - I'd have been grateful just to have someone to make out with.”
“I'm really not up for answering any questions that start with how, when, where, why or what.”
“How can you read and talk at the same time? I asked.Well, I usually cant, but neither the book nor the conversation is particularly intellectually challenging.”
“They love their hair because they're not smart enough to love something more interesting.”
“It's not because I want to make out with her."Hold on." He grabbed a pencil and scrawled excitedly at the paper as if he'd just made a mathematical breakthrough and then looked back up at me. "I ju...”
“She's cute, I thought, but you don't need to like a girl who treats you like you're ten: You've already got a mom.”
“We were kissing.I thought: This is good.I thought: I am not bad at this kissing. Not bad at all.I thought: I am clearly the greatest kisser in the history of the universe.Suddenly she laughed and p...”
