Jeff Kinney

Quotes by Jeff Kinney

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Author · American · 1971

American author (born 1971)

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“There was this book Dad used to read to me every night called "The Giving Tree." It was a really good book, but the back of it had a picture of the author, this guy named Shel Silverstein.But Shel ...”
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humor

“Monkeys can't talk, stupid!”
— Jeff Kinney
humor

“I'm basically one of the best people I know.”
— Jeff Kinney
humorous

“See, that's the problem with putting too much stock in the old days. You remember all the GOOD stuff, but you forget about the time you got spanked by your best friend's mom.”
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humorous memories nostalgia

“I’ve realized is that every time you get something cool for your birthday or for Christmas, within a week it’s being used against you. (We'll be taking this away until your English grade improves)”
— Jeff Kinney
birthday christmas gift

“So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear.”
— Jeff Kinney
behavior santa sleep

“Youre gonna grow up and marry some ice cream! Haha!”
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“Whenever you go with the cheaper option, you end up regretting it”
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