31 quotes found
“Beauty has a persuasive power all its own.”
“Happy is entirely up to you and always has been.”
“I don't care what you Yanks say, cheese should not whiz.”
“Fairy's side note: Even people who don't believe in magic really do.”
“Things that are easily done are often much harder to undo. Sometimes, impossible.”
“You can always tell how a man will treat his wife by the way he treats his mother.”
“I've pursued dreams and achieved them, but I don't think anybody should think their life is incomplete if they don't follow some dream. Happiness doesn't come from achievements, or money, or any so...”
“Madame Bellwings, Memoir Elf Coordinator, was not at all pleased with this request, because elves who write the memoirs of teenage girls have the habit of returning to the magical realm with atroci...”
“Charlotte: "Its too bad they dont give out diplomas for what you learn at the mall, because I could graduate with honors in that subject. No really. Since Ive worked there, Ive become an expert on ...”
“Then he leaned over, right there in the restaurant parking lot, and kissed me. And it wasnt a friendship kiss, either. It was tender and real, and utterly romantic.”
“Don't just read words,' he would tell her as he held up the latest story, 'devour them. Let the words create new worlds.”
“You know, sometimes you've got to trust the people you love. You've got to trust that if they're good people, they'll make good decisions.”
“You need to be more careful, or you could hurt yourself."Right. Thank you, Mrs. Detweiler. I never would have come to that conclusion by myself. I was planning on incorporating a backflip into my n...”
“Blackmailers never explain their thinking. They're like pirates that way. Dark-hearted, dangerous--- and cool like Johnny Depp.”
“I never said you were supposed to be a jailer, i only said a normal person would have questioned why someone would create a decoy nun and then crawl out the window.”
“Dont worry, though, because Prince Hubert is very handsome and kind. Thats all you wanted in a boyfriend, wasnt it?No, I said.She raised an eyebrow. It must be. If you had admired any other qualiti...”
“Aren't fairy godmothers supposed to be nice and make you feel better about yourself?...No, you're confusing fairy godmothers with sales clerks.”
“Goose neck is a delicacy. You have to at least try it. In fancy restaurants people pay up to fifty dollars a plate for this stuff.' And at our house we were force-fed it for free. Just another iron...”
“I bet you Cinderella didn't get along with Prince Charming's friends. Oh sure, the knights and barons probably put up with her on account that she was pretty and had such dainty feet and all, but y...”
“Guys can smell desperation. It triggers an instinct in them to run far and fast so they aren't around when a woman starts peeling apart her heart. They know she'll ask for help in putting it back t...”
“...and her dreams that didn't happen, that couldn't have happened because she'd pinned them on somebody too broken and unattainable to love her back.”
