“Fairy's side note: Even people who don't believe in magic really do.”

“Dont worry, though, because Prince Hubert is very handsome and kind. Thats all you wanted in a boyfriend, wasnt it?No, I said.She raised an eyebrow. It must be. If you had admired any other qualiti...”

“Aren't fairy godmothers supposed to be nice and make you feel better about yourself?...No, you're confusing fairy godmothers with sales clerks.”

“I don't care what you Yanks say, cheese should not whiz.”

“Guys can smell desperation. It triggers an instinct in them to run far and fast so they aren't around when a woman starts peeling apart her heart. They know she'll ask for help in putting it back t...”

“The problem was that I'd never worn a bikini before. My dad doesn't allow them. He thinks even one-pieces show too much skin and constantly suggests that Jane and I wear wet suits.”

“If you want to be happy, work with all your heart.”

“I do my best thinking at night when everyone else is sleeping. No interruptions. No noise. I like the feeling of being awake when no one else is.”

“I feel like Ive been split open and stuffed with sunshine.”