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“Heyyou dont look like a rabbit.”
“Hey…you don’t look like a rabbit.”
“Follow me down, Alice Faye Dahl. I know the way.”
“Im busy trying not to look like anything edible.”
“My butt has a maximum drive time of seven hours.”
“I’m busy trying not to look like anything edible.”
“Be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn, In that case, you should always be a unicorn.”
“You can donate marrow for her, Alice Faye, you cant cure her. You can win a poker tournament, but that wont make her want to live. So Ill ask you again: Who are you, and what are you doing here? Be...”
“I slump in my chair, thinking how a narcotic party of one is no party at all.”
“Aw, youre nothing but heart, Mako. Nice valentine in your skull, by the way. Is that temporary or did the Tanaka-kai change their daimon to attract the Powerpuff Girls crowd?”
“If you ever pull a switcheroo like that again, Dee, Im going to offer your boyfriend ten thousand dollars to make out with Alice for two minutes.”
“I think it would be prudent to advise you that due to extraordinary circumstances beyond our control, the original plan we had for participating in and extending the duration of the IPT Main Event ...”
“I want to kiss my brother for being so tactful. Rabbit looks grateful as well, and I can only imagine what it would be like to trot out your embarrassing 'enjo kosai' problem in front of your siste...”
“Souris says you wanted to see me, so here I am. Talk quick before I decide to beat the shit out of you and throw your bloody carcass back across the International Date Line.”
“As you know, the International Poker Tour, by its own admission, knows very little about poker games, one of which ended tragically last week when an IPT-sanctioned tournament aboard a yacht in Aus...”
“Faye, if you got eaten by another shark, would you please at least have the decency to say so? My time is kind of limited, if you know what Im sayin.”
“Well, you played me, Rabbit. You played me, and it worked, and Im not the kind of person to make the same mistake twice. Your whole life is a game, but you know what? I already have a life. Pokers ...”
“Turns out making a dramatic exit is a lot harder when you have to stand there and wait another twenty minutes for a boat to dock.”
“Enjoy your little run because theres no way you get off this boat without her trying to slice your Achilles in half.”
“And just so you knowthat winter forest we walked into first? That was from Through the Looking Glass too. Hey, if youre going to saddle me with the blame for your overconsumption, at least get the ...”
“Wait, and you had to ask him if Fayes in danger? IF? Okay, first of all, Im just going to admit that I didnt know Japan had a Mafia, but I also didnt know they got a Disney World. If someone gets a...”
“Right, 'the Queen of Hearts.' Sounds to me like youre just one bitch in a whole pack of cards, baby.”
“The words drink me come to mind. Anyone besides me up for some heavy alcohol consumption?”
“Oh, Alice, you havent even had a taste of my romantic streak yet. And when the times right I dont think Ill have to try to have my way with you. I just WILL.”
“My helpits not a light switch you can turn on and off. My help starts right now, and after this point you dont get to tell me that you dont want it anymore. Understand? You had a chance to walk awa...”
“Have you thrown Why is a raven like a writing desk? at her yet?”
