“Be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn, In that case, you should always be a unicorn.”

“You can donate marrow for her, Alice Faye, you cant cure her. You can win a poker tournament, but that wont make her want to live. So Ill ask you again: Who are you, and what are you doing here? Be...”

“I slump in my chair, thinking how a narcotic party of one is no party at all.”

“If you ever pull a switcheroo like that again, Dee, Im going to offer your boyfriend ten thousand dollars to make out with Alice for two minutes.”

“I think it would be prudent to advise you that due to extraordinary circumstances beyond our control, the original plan we had for participating in and extending the duration of the IPT Main Event ...”

“I want to kiss my brother for being so tactful. Rabbit looks grateful as well, and I can only imagine what it would be like to trot out your embarrassing 'enjo kosai' problem in front of your siste...”

“She was an idiot. An adorable, gorgeous, feisty, funny, sweet, sexy idiot.”

“Did you miss me?A little bit, she said with a shrug.You have tears running down your cheeks, he said with a grin. I think you missed me more than a little.”

“I don't know what the future holds. I only know that I want to be with you. You and me. Everything else is negotiable.”