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“For someone named Alice, youre really not all that up on your Wonderland trivia.”
“Just keep it simple, Alice Faye. Remember how you taught yourself. Nothings different just because youre on a yacht, or wearing a fancy dress. Or because you appear to have dropped acid and are now...”
“I look around briefly at the other players like I always do before a game. Other than Queenie, Bill, and Talon, I dont know any of them (and I dont care enough about them to know them). But if ther...”
“You know what they say, Queenie: ALWAYS bet like you have a pair.”
“Pretty great view. You think theyd do something about the sharks.”
“Turns out rolling your eyes in a bar when Land Down Under plays is like someone belching during the Star Spangled Banner in America.”
“Oh, yeah, that goatee is really unattractive. That definitely belongs on a much fatter man.”
“Are you saying that you need an attorney? For what? As far as I know, being a dick isnt against the law in any country.”
“I dont need to look at your primal, white-hot, mutant pirate eyes, big guy. Just forget that Im there, and Ill try to block out the fact that I ever met you. Basically well just act like we do ever...”
“Are you referring to the day you instructed me to follow the white rabbit, plied me with absinthe and brownies, and tried to have your way with me? Didnt take long for you to lose your romantic str...”
“Didnt you read the invitation? Theres going to be a game in a little while--the big Twister game in an hour. Make sure you eat plenty of bread.”
“Oh, and Mr. Montgomery? I think I counted about four dozen important-sounding words and almost no substance at all in that explanation. I dont think you should close the door on your diplomatic car...”
“Dont worry, little bunny, we only use our triplet telepathic powers for good.”
“Uh-oh, I hope he doesnt start rattling off dirty limericks next; shell probably burn the hotel down.”
“Alice, I am the game, and trust me: you dont want to play me.”
“Would you like to hear about the fascinating things lizards can do if you chew off their tails?”
“Remember that rabbit-proof fencing you told me about? You get that at a hardware store or is it special order?”
“Sowhile were sitting here on this luxury yacht enjoying our bread and water, why doesnt someone tell me the plan?”
“I made sure to brush my teeth as soon as I was able. I even asked for a hair tie to pull my long, blood-red hair into a twist at the nape of my neck so I wouldnt have that 'freshly hospitalized' look.”
“Well, Faye, dear, Im sure Harlows sorry she didnt think to ask if youd been eaten by a shark. Thats totally on her.”
