29 quotes found
“Calm your tits, pussycat.”
“Please, Sir, make it hurt.”
“I don't want your best. I want your everything.”
“Your middle name might be discreet, but mine is resourceful, Darling.”
“Just because youre my Princess doesnt mean I wont fuck you like a slut.”
“Just because you’re my Princess doesn’t mean I won’t fuck you like a slut.”
“Mr. Pettifor, Ive brought you lunch, Sir. Leave it on my desk, he grouses. Its your favorite, Sir, a Reuben with au jus, I say softly.”
“There's nothing sexier than imaging myself as an Oxford comma getting unambiguously banged. Throw in a semicolon in between two closely related independent clauses, and a volcanic love of punctuati...”
“Open your mind. See the world in all its splendid color. Truly look at the uniqueness of the people around you and cherish the nuances. Before you make judgments of others and their lifestyles, alw...”
“I've fucked you, licked you, bound you, flogged you, and spanked you. Jesus, Lilly, how much more do you want to get to know each other?”
“McG: 11:39 PM: Tease. A: Bushy prehistoric looking veggies frighten me.Lilliana: 11:41 PM: WTH are we talking about here? McG: 11:42 PM: Fucking auto correct. VAGINAS! Bushy vaginas put the fear of...”
“And stop with the playboy title. I simply enjoy the company of beautiful women and ( . )( . ) and (_Y_) Thats tits & ass to the untrained eye. :D”
“You dont need a crown to be a Princess. You dont even need a Prince. You just have to believe that you deserve to be treated like one. You have to believe in yourself and exude confidence without c...”
“I wont share you, Dylan. I mean that. If you think for one second now that were married, you can try and pull some kind of shit over on me, youd better think again. I can take whatever you can dish...”
“You cant even begin to fathom the amount of fucks I do not give about what you want.”
“That was some powerful shit. Like mind and pussy-numbing, fuckilepsy inducing, reproductive organ-exploding powerful. You really are some kind of flogger wielding sex God.”
“Her curvy hips and small waist, her perfectly sized breasts and round ass are imploring me to corrupt every inch of her. Her decadent body was built to be fucked in the most scandalous and wanton w...”
“With my tongue buried deep in her sweet cunt, I mumble, Yes, youre definitely the girl for the job.”
“What is it about Paris that I just cant keep my hands off of you? I ask him in between kisses.It has nothing to do with Paris and everything to do with my raw sexuality, baby. Im fucking irresistib...”
“Sometimes our balance has to be upset and our course reset in order to help us navigate to our final destination. This is my final destination and where I was meant to be.”
“Before I can stop myself I throw my half-eaten banana at him and it hits him on the back of his neck.He spins around, wipes his neck and looks down at the banana on the floor."Did you really just f...”
