Quotes by Daniel Handler

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Writer · American · 1970

American writer (born 1970)

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“Truth be told, within the chapters that make up this dreadful story, the children will face snapping crabs, strict punishments, dripping fungus, comprehensive exams, violin recitals, S.O.R.E., and ...”

— Daniel Handler

“It is my solemn duty to stay up all night researching and writing the history of these three hapless youngsters, but you may be more comfortable getting a good night's sleep. In that case, you shou...”

— Daniel Handler

“Klaus: Maybe I don't know what cakesniffer means, but I think I can translate our new school's motto... If I'm not mistaken, Memento Mori means Remember you will die.”

— Daniel Handler