Quotes by D.B.C. Pierre

“Dont be lookin up at no sky for help. Look down here, at us twisted dreamers.”

“Boy you really missed the boat. Ill make it simple, sos even fuckin you can understand. Papa God growed us up till we could wear long pants; then he licensed his name to dollar bills, left some car...”

“I sense a learning: that much dumber people than you end up in charge.”

“There isnt a name for my situation. Firstly because I decided to kill myself. And then because of this idea:I dont have to do it immediately.Whoosh, through a little door. Its a limbo.I need never ...”

“For all the sirens, game-show buzzers, and drum-rolls of life, it is the nature of men to die quietly.”

“School never teaches you about this mangled human slime, it slays me. You spend all your time learning the capital of Surinam while these retards carve their initials in your back.”

“What I'am learning is the world laughs through its ass every day, then just lies double-time when shit goes down. It's like we're on a Pritikin diet of fucken lies. I mean - what kind of fucken lif...”

“God knows I tried my best to learn the ways of this world, even had inklings we could be glorious; but after all that's happened, the inkles ain't easy anymore. I mean - what kind of fucken life is...”

“If I was president of the Slime Committee, I'd make it easier to come clean about shit. If coming clean is what you're supposed to do, then it should be made more fucken accessible, I say.”

“Don’t be lookin up at no sky for help. Look down here, at us twisted dreamers.”

“Boy you really missed the boat. I’ll make it simple, so’s even fuckin you can understand. Papa God growed us up till we could wear long pants; then he licensed his name to dollar bills, left some c...”

“There isn’t a name for my situation. Firstly because I decided to kill myself. And then because of this idea:I don’t have to do it immediately.Whoosh, through a little door. It’s a limbo.I need nev...”