55 quotes found
“If everyone could just live near the ocean, I think we'd all be happier. It's hard to be down about anything knee deep in the sand.”
“I can be a stupid girl inside of a crazy woman at times over you. If I werent, you should be worried! We all do stupid shit. I might as well be a fool for someone worth it.”
“Every word you’ve ever said, is written somewhere in my mind.”
“You turn me on from across the room, and I’ll completely melt if you come any closer.”
“When reality and your dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off.”
“When inside of her, he’s beside himself.”
“I’d tell you what happened, but I can’t remember all of it. And I don't wanna put words in my dreams thoughts.”
“Even if most days can’t be half as good as today, it’s days like this that make it all worth it.”
“I’m a Texas girl, with a California soul.”
“I didn’t need to be a writer to know that I could. Did you have to become a penis to act like a dick?”
“Time flies, whether you’re wasting it or not.”
“The irony of the human heart is that it’s tormented both by the presence and absence of it’s own soul’s counterpart.”
“Madeleine Albright says, “There is a special place in hell for women who don't help other women.” I wonder what happens to women who bully other women.”
“It's the person that calls you up because they're eating at ‘our favorite spot,’ and it made them think of you and miss being there with you. That's a friend, to me.”
“I can be a stupid girl inside of a crazy woman at times over you. If I weren’t, you should be worried! We all do stupid shit. I might as well be a fool for someone worth it.”