83 quotes found
Cartoonist · American · 1922–2000
American cartoonist (1922–2000)
“Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.”
“How do we know where we're going? Follow the moon! Remember, the moon is always over Hollywood, and Needles isn't far from Hollywood.”
“Whenever the sun is shining, I feel obligated to play outside!”
“My last penny! I think I'll squander it on myself. I never feel badly about spending money my dad has earned honestly! I can't decide whether I should buy a balloon or a gumball. A gumball would ta...”
“I love mankind it's people I can't stand. ”
“Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
“Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.”
“Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.”
“Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.”
“I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.”
“Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.”
“Patty: I'll be the good guy.Shermy: I'll be the bad guy.Patty: What are you going to be, Charlie Brown?Charlie Brown: I'll be sort of in-between; I'll be a hypocrite!”
“Life has its sunshine and its rain, sir... its days and its nights... its peaks and its valleys...”
“I fall in love with any girl who smells of library paste.”
“My life has no purpose no direction no aim no meaning and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?”
“I've developed a new philosophy - I only dread one day at a time.”
“A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.”
“I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!!”
“Just remember, when you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.”
“Winning isn’t everything, but losing isn’t anything.”