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“Its good to be here. Im just trying to go through life without looking stupid. Its not working out too well. ”
“It’s good to be here. I’m just trying to go through life without looking stupid. It’s not working out too well.”
“so, what are you in for? MANSLAUGHTER!!! I SLAUGHTERED A MAN!! JUST LIKE A PIG!!! PUT HIM ON A SPIT AND PUT AN APPLE IN HIS MOUTH!!!!”
“Thats why I admired that kid who spelled it wrong on purpose so he could sit down. He knew he wasnt going to win, so why stand there for 3 hours. First round. Cat, K-A-T, Im outta here. Then as he ...”
“We needed a refrigerator for our new place and I've never bought a refrigerator my whole life. I went into the appliance store, there's like 900 of 'em lined up, there's a salesman there. What's th...”
“is there any I could get a glass of water?"[waiter]There is no way... I toss and turn many a night trying to think up some way some how I could get glasses of water to costomers but I keep coming u...”
“That’s why I admired that kid who spelled it wrong on purpose so he could sit down. He knew he wasn’t going to win, so why stand there for 3 hours. First round. “Cat, K-A-T, I’m outta here.” Then a...”
