Quotes by Bill Cosby

“I know I didn't say anything, but I'm asking your integrity that since I didn't wanna say anything, but I did answer you, in terms of I don't wanna say anything of what value will it have? ... And ...”

“I have always been proud of my association with Temple University. I have always wanted to do what would be in the best interests of the university and its students. As a result, I have tendered my...”

“I have never changed my stance nor my story. I have always maintained my innocence. Thank you to all my fans, supporters and friends who stood by me through this ordeal. Special thanks to the Penns...”

“My wife and I have five children, and the reason we have five children is because we do not want six.”

“My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. He looked at me and said, You know, I brought you in this world, and I can take you out. And it don't make no difference to me, I'...”

“Carol Burnett put it best when she described labor pains. She said, Take your bottom lip, and pull it over your head.”

“I said to a guy, I said, Tell me, what is it about cocaine that makes it so wonderful?, and he said, Well, it intensifies your personality. I said, Yes, but what if you're an asshole?”

“Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair, and the first thing they grab is an iron hook.”

“A person with no children says, Well I just love children, and you say Why? and they say, Because a child is so truthful, that's what I love about 'em — they tell the truth. That's a lie, I've got ...”

“My wife stood up in the stirrups, grabbed my bottom lip and said I want morphine! I said But, dear — [vigorously breathing]. She said You shut up! YOU did this to me! And on the next contraction sh...”

“Fathers are the geniuses of the house because only a person as intelligent as we could fake such stupidity.”

“[Eddie Murphy imitating Bill Cosby's voice] Yooouuu can not say filth flarn filth flarn filth in front of people. And I said, I never said no 'filth flarn filth'! He said, You know what I'm talking...”

“The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.”

“We don't turn people away because things are out of statute. You come to us, especially with a sexual allegation, we will work with you. We address these things seriously, and it's not just because...”

“There was no knowledge on my part about his specific actions, but… There was just energy. And that type of sinister, shadow energy cannot be concealed”

“And it's even worse because B‎ill Cosby has the fuckin' smuggest old black man public persona that I hate. He gets on TV, Pull yo' pants up, black people. I was on TV in the '80s! I can talk down t...”

“Hey, Bill Cosby. Pull your damn pants up.”

“Well let me tell you, and I understand this about the current victim. The first thing you feel is stupid, and then you feel that no one will believe you. This is the great Bill Cosby, he has tremen...”

“Bill Cosby has been a good friend for many years and the mere thought of these allegations is truly saddening. I would never tolerate this kind of behavior, regardless of who was involved.”

“But there’s something else, along with the plight of poor people, dogging Bill Cosby. His lawyers have gotten it pushed to the back burner, down to a simmer, and maybe it will amount to nothing, ye...”