1,096 quotes found
“Don't let your dreams rust! Listen to your youthful bells ringing loud inside of you.”
“A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.”
“My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.”
“The play was a great success, but audience was a dismal failure.”
“Im an atheist and I thank God for it.”
“When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.”
“We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.”
“He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches. ”
“Life teaches us many lessons daily, even from our mishaps, only if we pay attention”
“Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.”
“Those who talk most about the blessings of marriage and the constancy of its vows are the very people who declare that if the chain were broken and the prisoners left free to choose, the whole soci...”
“Pasteboard pies and paper flowers are being banished from the stage by the growth of that power of accurate observation which is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it....”
“While browsing in a second-hand bookshop one day, George Bernard Shaw was amused to find a copy of one of his own works which he himself had inscribed for a friend: "To ----, with esteem, George Be...”
“It is in the perfect union of two hearts that complete and total marriage consists.”
“Anger WorksAnger can be extremely rewarding in the short term. It can distract you from pain and threatening feelings. You may use anger to provoke fear and anxiety in others. Such anger makes othe...”
“Which came first, the mind or the idea of the mind? Have you never wondered? They arrived together. The mind is an idea.”
“Affinity of a marriage is not a destination, but a journey of two hearts breezing into an yearning eternity”
“Ive learned that no matter how inspired, fired up and motivated you might be, the dark clouds will always set in”
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
“Hell is full of musical amateurs.”
