151 quotes found
“If you're going to buy a castle, make sure you get on the property extension ladder.”
“I had everything summed up in a nutshell unfortunately I lost the nut.”
“Ive always been driven, unfortunately not always in the right direction.”
“Best that all mischief be undertaken behind a squeaky door”
“When you reach the middle of your career ladder, turn it the other way around and slide down to the top”
“If you can hear the birds singing, you're in the right place”
“When your diary is full and your life is empty, get a date”
“Its important to look at the big picture of life, as long as its not through a small screen”
“In the big scheme of things, all's we really need, is a little love”
“My philosophical heart will not judge thee”
“In the big scheme of things, a little love is all we need”
“Always recycle wasted time”
“Hate is bait for the devil, love is the gate to god”
“The best way to move forward is to stop”
“If you want to know what's going on, keep your mind in the fridge or it might go off.”
“Better to have too much time to manage, than too much money that manages all your time”
“Life is like a one rung ladder, some days you can be on the top and bottom of the world at the same time”
“If you can't get everyone on your side, make sure they're right behind you.”
“Always stay one step a head, unless youre already there”
“Christmas comes but once a year, starts in August ends in July”
