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“Lately, I've become sort of a fatalist. Well, that was bound to happen.”
“Whatever I havent accomplished biologically obviously wasn't all that imperative.”
“Whatever I haven’t accomplished biologically obviously wasn't all that imperative.”
“Its not easy balancing a career, a family and a healthy outlook on life, which is why I dont.”
“It’s not easy balancing a career, a family and a healthy outlook on life, which is why I don’t.”
“Have you ever suddenly realized it's someone else's mood swing and you're just along for the ride?”
“I've seen enough family photos in enough homes to know that the term 'suitable for framing' should have a stricter definition.”
“One day, back when I working at a video store, a woman accompanied by her two small sons walked up the counter with a tape box displaying a man slicing off someones head with a chainsaw. Does this ...”
“Sure, I'd like a child of my own. I'd also like a laser pistol, that doesn't mean someone should give me one.”
“My parents would not permit ugly language in the house, which was okay with me. I didn't want to learn German anyway.”
“I stared out at the waves. "Why am I here?" I thought. Finally it came to me. But it was too late. I was a terrible lifeguard.”
“Most people thought he was insane when he looked up into the sky with a simple handmade telescope and cried out that the Earth revolves around the Sun, because this was four years ago.”
“There are many ways to roll with the punches. Still, its probably best to avoid people who punch you.”
“Every time I write about life, I must kill and eat the actual event. I mean to say that my words are scavengers who need to devour lifeless substance if they are to survive as non-fiction. The even...”
“Twenty years ago, chaos theory was all the rage. I wonder what happened with that. Maybe all the excitement over it become so organized that its initial entropy failed to fall apart and disintegrat...”
“I had to break up with Medusa. I just got sick of buying mice for her hair. I should have ended it sooner, but you try looking into those eyes.”
“There are many ways to roll with the punches. Still, it’s probably best to avoid people who punch you.”
