“One day, back when I working at a video store, a woman accompanied by her two small sons walked up the counter with a tape box displaying a man slicing off someones head with a chainsaw. Does this ...”

“Sure, I'd like a child of my own. I'd also like a laser pistol, that doesn't mean someone should give me one.”

“Whatever I havent accomplished biologically obviously wasn't all that imperative.”

“My parents would not permit ugly language in the house, which was okay with me. I didn't want to learn German anyway.”

“There are many ways to roll with the punches. Still, its probably best to avoid people who punch you.”

“Lately, I've become sort of a fatalist. Well, that was bound to happen.”

“Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads.”

“Wherever forests have not been mowed down, wherever the animal is recessed in their quiet protection, wherever the earth is not bereft of four-footed life - that to the white man is an 'unbroken wi...”

“Earth is the holiest place in the Universe, loving the earth, and loving life is the way to generate positive vibrations.”

“Work will drive you crazy if you let it.”

“Love, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage.”

“Love is merely a madness; and, I tell you, deserves as well a dark house and a whip as madmen do; and the reason why they are not so punish'd and cured is that the lunacy is soordinary that the whi...”

“I do not know what I may appear to the world, but to myself I seem to have been only like a boy playing on the sea-shore, and diverting myself in now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettie...”

“To know the history of science is to recognize the mortality of any claim to universal truth. ”

“The scientist only imposes two things, namely truth and sincerity, imposes them upon himself and upon other scientists.”