“One day, back when I working at a video store, a woman accompanied by her two small sons walked up the counter with a tape box displaying a man slicing off someones head with a chainsaw. Does this ...”

“Sure, I'd like a child of my own. I'd also like a laser pistol, that doesn't mean someone should give me one.”

“Whatever I havent accomplished biologically obviously wasn't all that imperative.”

“My parents would not permit ugly language in the house, which was okay with me. I didn't want to learn German anyway.”

“Most people thought he was insane when he looked up into the sky with a simple handmade telescope and cried out that the Earth revolves around the Sun, because this was four years ago.”

“There are many ways to roll with the punches. Still, its probably best to avoid people who punch you.”

“All the most powerful emotions come from chaos -fear,anger,love- especially love. Love is chaos itself. Think about it! Love makes no sense. It shakes you up and spins you around. And then, eventua...”

“If for a moment you are inclined to regard these taluses as mere draggled, chaotic dumps, climb to the top of one of them, and run down without any haggling, puttering hesitation, boldly jumping fr...”

“She imagines him imagining her. This is her salvation.In spirit she walks the city, traces its labyrinths, its dingy mazes: each assignation, each rendezvous, each door and stair and bed. What he s...”