489 quotes found
Singer-songwriter · English · 1988
English singer-songwriter (born 1988)
“I was just thinking that it would be nice if, for once in a while, life made things easier,” I told him, feeling annoyed. “Why does life have to throw impossible tasks at us all the time for crying...”
“I was going to become a human sand burger.”
“It was as if she was a wannabe Persian cat who had just tasted sour milk.”
“Clearly, this was another thing I needed to add to the: ‘repetitive cycle of things that were constantly happening in my life’ list, which currently contained fainting and my ability to find trouble.”
“Of course they were eaten,” he retorted, his eyes flashing in cold humour. “Trolls generally aren’t exactly renowned for being vegetarians.”
“Well…it’s whether you want to face certain death by taking a risk on the other route or almost certain death by scaling the walls?” she replied. “Therefore, for me, considering our options, it’s a ...”
“How do you want me to give you that warning?” he added, grinning. Sweat rolled down his chiselled back and he wagged his eyebrows suggestively. “It comes with two settings. One that reads: ‘danger ...”
“Man I’m hot,” I exclaimed, fanning myself. The combination of climbing out of the cave and the sun meant that I was perspiring like crazy. “Why thank you,” retorted Blaine, smirking. “I’m pleased t...”
“It’s tough, but if you want to survive, sometimes you have to do the seemingly impossible.”
“After another long silence, bit by bit, realisation dawned upon Edmund and he became even paler than Hecate herself which was, in itself, a fantastic achievement. Adele Rose, Awakening.”
“Jeese, I thought, fear choking me. I was being targeted by a ‘tangoed’ psychopath!”
“One person on their own may be able to save the world. But a team of friends, all working together, have a much greater chance of succeeding…providing that no-one succumbs to evil.’ Adele Rose, Awa...”
“God, I felt as if I had just been flattened by ‘Elmer’ the elephant.”
“Sadly, like many times in life, including winning the lottery, we don’t always get what we wish for.”
“Clearly, she hadn’t heard of the two words ‘social’ and ‘life’.”
“With every step, I cursed the person who had ever invented the saying: “Speak of the devil”. Clearly, they had no sympathy for me!”
“Hecate smelt the odour of death as clearly as she might smell the wonderful, scented fragrance of blooming flowers in springtime or the delicious smell of dinner wafting down the hallway.”
“How could they have forgotten the importance of today’s date? My brain screamed at me as, with shaking fingers, I climbed the stairs to the bus, before making my way to the back, out of sight. My b...”
“Surely, if my parents and older brother were awake now, that would mean that they would have remembered such an important date and, as soon as they saw me, congratulate me on living another year? A...”
“I guess that the goddess Venus wasn’t on my side with this fine specimen of the male gender!”