417 quotes found
“Read any women's magazine and you'll see the same complaint over and over again: men - those little boys ten or twenty or thirty years on - are hopeless in bed. They are not interested in "foreplay...”
“This religion gives you goals which are outside of reality. It enriches your fantasy life with ugliness. It fills you with ideas of guilt over the most common human experiences -- usually related t...”
“mooo," she said... "I mean mmmm," she moaned. Louder this time. Goddamn Dr. Seuss is ruining my sex life.”
“You know, I never imagined there were he-dryads. Not even in an oak tree."One of the giants grinned at him.Druellae snorted. "Stupid! Where do you think acorns come from?”
“Learning about sex was a little bit like learning grammar. Every teacher you had assumed some other teacher taught you the year before, or the year before that, as if none of them wanted to talk ab...”
“Thou shalt not commit adultry is a command which makes no distinction between the following persons. They are all required to obey it: children at birth. Children in the cradle. School children. Yo...”
“Okay, you know, is it weird to get so depressed watching a childrens Christmas special Oh, wait, I shouldnt say that. I mean, thats not a good word. Its not just sadness, the way one feels sad at a...”
“We'd walk home together in the foggy summer night and I'd tell her about sex; the good stuff, like how it could be warm and exciting--it took you away--and the not-so-good things, like how once you...”
“when she removed my hand from her chest for the one hundred thousandth time. Attack and defense, invasion and repulsion... it was as if breasts were little pieces of property that had been unlawful...”
“If our sex life were determined by our first youthful experiments, most of the world would be doomed to celibacy. In no area of human experience are human beings more convinced that something bette...”
“If you can't have frank and honest discussions with your partner about sex, you'd better be damn good with your hands.”
“Sex is like a drink, it's bad to start brooding about it too early in the day.”
“So I thought Id feel different afterward, after the visible neon sign proclaiming 'virgin' had blinked out on my forehead. Id spent years obessessing about it, so it seemed like somthing should hav...”
“I mean, it's okay if you're the one with the low sex drive. We'll just have to adjust and learn to accommodate that.”
“It's the way of the lay, not the size of the prize.”
“Even sex was no longer what it had once been, though he was still as addicted to it as ever. He felt jerked around by his own dick, as if the rest of him was merely an inconsequential knob that hap...”
“Well have sex all night. Half the morning too. And just when you think you cant take anymore, well go at it again.”
“if a chick can't dance, she can't ride dick, simple as that ...”
“Nothing in our culture, not even home computers, is more overrated than the epidermal felicity of two featherless bipeds in desperate congress.”
“Finally the homeless eel marked its territory, I suppose, and the Doctor lay heavily upon me, moist with sweat. ”
