148 quotes found
“He's an honest politician--he stays bought.”
“No politician should ever let himself be photographed in a bathing suit.”
“If politicians stopped meddling with things they don't understand, there would be a more drastic reduction in the size of government than anyone in either party advocates.”
“NEW RULE: 'Kidiots' Leave the children behind. At least until they learn something. A new study has shown that half of American high schools agree that newspapers should only be able to publish gov...”
“Our leaders know were turning into a giant ghetto and they are taking every last hubcap they can get their hands on before the rest of us wake up and realize whats happened.”
“My job is to find the politicians and the presidents and the pompous people who are telling other people how to live, powerful, visible creatures and ... go at them.”
“People are weary of politicians who make promises they are either unwilling or unable to keep. Society longs for statesmen but it gets politicians. Statesmen are leaders who uphold what is right re...”
“Clinton and his cigar was so much greater a man than Bush and his rifle.”
“Here is an old tradition badly in need of return: You have to earn your way into politics. You should go have a life, build a string of accomplishments, then enter public service....”
“How strange it is that the house of these hedonic stalwarts is filled with all the luxuries of life, right from plasma televisions to Swiss bank cheque books. So how will they notice the tonnes of ...”
“The Bowery station on the J line is what happens to a neighborhood once politicians realize the people who live there dont vote.”
“a politician is an arse upon which everyone has sat except a man.”
“A ginooine statesman should be on his guard if he must hev beliefs not to b'lieve 'em too hard.”
“More men have been elected between Sundown and Sunup than ever were elected between Sunup and Sundown.”
“Macdonald's Law: Never write a letter if you can help it and never destroy one.”
“He is a pragmatist. He is not right wing nor left wing nor any wing.”
“Politicians make good company for a while just as children do - their self-enjoyment is contagious. But they soon exhaust their favourite subjects -themselves.”
“Your representative owes you not his industry only but his judgement and he betrays instead of serving you if he sacrifices it to your opinion.”
“The most important office is that of private citizen.”
“I'm not an old experienced hand at politics. But I am now seasoned enough to have learned that the hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of...”
