28 quotes found
“What a man enjoys about a woman's clothes are his fantasies of how she would look without them.”
“A big advantage of being bald is that you can style your hair with a damp cloth.”
“His toupee makes him look twenty years sillier.”
“Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes.”
“Did you ever have one of those nights when you didn't want to go out but your hair looked too good to stay home?”
“I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb . . . and I also know that I'm not blonde.”
“I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want an adorable pancreas?”
“I resent my barber when he charges the full cost after he cuts my hair but he says he's charging me for finding it.”
