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“The next day I had a hangover.I realised that if getting drunk was how people forgot they were mortal, then hangovers were how they remembered.”
“Why do Twolegs do anything? If we knew that, our lives would be a lot easier.”
“Twolegs are mad. Even the smallest kit knows that.”
“Most people are sheep and sheep don't eat meat”
“Humans, in the day that has been the Earth, have been here for less than a minute. We’re a late-night piss in the toilet, that’s all we are.”
“They put money into attack, by calling it defence.”
“Anna… envied Joan’s deep connection with the human race. She was a member of the club. Anna was half convinced she’d been begotten by a passing alien life-form on a human woman. It was as good an e...”
“Humans were always surprising me.”
“When we perceive aliens as a joke to be laughed at,they feel so pity for us on the success of their plans.”
