182 quotes found
“The people of Seattle deny they get much rain while the rest of the country thinks of it as America's bladder.”
“I hate Billings Montana. They have a fashion show at Sears Roebuck - no models. You open a catalog and point.”
“After years of mocking L.A. for its smog the people of Denver are now coughing out of the other side of their mouths.”
“It is possible to live in San Francisco for $35 000 a year. Obviously that doesn't include food or lodging.”
“I lived in Miami for a while in a section with a lot of really old people. The average age in my apartment house was dead.”
“A car is useless in New York essential everywhere else. The same with good manners.”
“I feel about New York as a child whose father is a bank robber. Not perfect but I still love him.”
“New Yorkers are so impersonal if it wasn't for muggings there wouldn't be any contact at all!”
“I have just returned from Boston it is the only sane thing to do if you find yourself up there.”
“A small town is usually divided by a railroad a main street two churches and a lot of opinions.”
“I would say that the single most important conclusion I reached after traveling through Japan as well as countless hours reading studying and analyzing this fascinating culture is that you should a...”
“I asked Tom if countries always apologized when they had done wrong and he said: "Yes: the little one does."”
“In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language.”
“Good Americans when they die go to Paris.”
“Take a perfect day add six hours of rain and fog and you have instant London.”
“I once saw a pin on a Delta Airlines employee and I asked him what the letters in Delta stand for. He said "Don't Expect Luggage To Arrive."”
“When people ask me if I have any spare change I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.”
“When I first came to this country I didn't have a nickel in my pocket - now I have a nickel in my pocket.”
“Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit the stores are open late and thanks to television you can shop in bed.”
“There is nothing safer than flying - it's crashing that is dangerous.”
