182 quotes found
“It looks as if Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.”
“It is possible to live in San Francisco for $35 000 a year. Obviously that doesn't include food or lodging.”
“L.A. bumper sticker: Keep honking - I'm reloading.”
“Miami bumper sticker: My horn is broken-so watch for my finger.”
“Miami drivers will attempt to pass you inside a car wash.”
“I lived in Miami for a while in a section with a lot of really old people. The average age in my apartment house was dead.”
“I have no respect for gangs today. None. They just drive by and shoot people. At least in the old days like in West Side Story the gangs used to dance with each other.”
“A car is useless in New York essential everywhere else. The same with good manners.”
“I feel about New York as a child whose father is a bank robber. Not perfect but I still love him.”
“New Yorkers are so impersonal if it wasn't for muggings there wouldn't be any contact at all!”
“Living in New York is like being at some terrible late-night party. You're tired you've had a headache since you arrived but you can't leave because then you'd miss the party.”
“Living in California adds ten years to a man's life. And those extra ten years I'd like to spend in New York.”
“I have just returned from Boston it is the only sane thing to do if you find yourself up there.”
“A small town is usually divided by a railroad a main street two churches and a lot of opinions.”
“texan starting eternity: I never dreamed heaven would be so much like Texas. companion: Who said this was heaven?”
“Flying from the U.S. to Tokyo takes approximately as long as law school.”
“I would say that the single most important conclusion I reached after traveling through Japan as well as countless hours reading studying and analyzing this fascinating culture is that you sho...”
“I asked Tom if countries always apologized when they had done wrong and he said: "Yes: the little one does."”
“France is the only country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper.”
“How can you be expected to govern a country that has 246 kinds of cheese?”
