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“Bottom line is, even if you see 'em coming, you're not ready for the big moments. No one asks for their life to change, not really. But it does. So what are we, helpless? Puppets? No. The big momen...”
“Seven years, Dawn. Working with the Slayer. Seeing my friends get more and more powerful... a witch. A demon. Hell, I could fit Oz in my shaving kit, but come a full moon, he had a wolfy mojo not t...”
“I've got a theory, it could be bunnies...I've got a theor-Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposesThey've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses.And what's with all the carrots-?What ...”
“Bethany had liked Miles because he made her laugh. He makes me laugh, too. Miles figured that digging up Bethany's grave, even that would've made her laugh. Bethany had had a great laugh, which wen...”
“The thing about changing the world... Once you do it, the world's all different.”
“He's like Super Librarian, y'know? Everyone forgets, Willow, that knowledge is the ultimate weapon.”
“If every vampire who said he was at The Crucifixion, was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock . . .”
“Back in my day, which was about a week and a half ago, we took our lumps and we got back up and we cried like babies and quit and then put on weight.”
“Xander Harris: "Just when you think you know a guy he robs a mass grave and takes off.”
“Boys", Buffy hissed through clenched teeth, "being quiet is an important part of sneaking.""Oh, sorry", Xander said, reducing his voice to a whisper."Besides, ritual sacrifice is a religious rite",...”
“There was this other apocalypse this one time. And, well, I took off. But this time, I don't... I don't know." "Well, what's different?" "Well, I guess I was kinda new to being around humans before...”
“We're all leaving now", Blue Eyes whispered to her. "Together. Out the front door. Scream, and we'll kill you here and now."Or later", Willow suggested nervously. "Later would be a big improvement ...”
“I walk. I talk. I shop. I sneeze. I'm gonna be a fireman when the floods roll back. There's trees in the desert since you moved out, and I don't sleep on a bed of bones.”
“Xander Harris: Hair. Red. Red is good. Fire engines are red. Porsche's are red.”
“And that noise! It was enough to make that happy mailman on Mr. Rogers go postal!”
“In my generation, there was a single girl given the strength and skill to fight the spread of darkness...but in your generation, there are nearly two thousand with the powers of the slayer, and not...”
“Why do you write strong female characters?Because you're still asking me that question.”
“Six a.m.!" Xander cried. "I know that's a number on my clock, but I've never actually been awake to personally witness it!”
“To forgive is an act of compassion... It's not done because people deserve it. It's done because they need it.”
“Vampire Willow Rosenberg: "In my world, we have people in chains, and we can ride them like ponies.”
