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“Getting married means you've won, and I hate thinking like that, I do, but let's be honest, that's just how it is. Until you're married, you're a loser, NO MATTER HOW GREAT YOU ARE AT EVERYTHING EL...”
“But sometimes there's a difference between being needed and being taken advantage of.”
“It is an undisputed truth of the modern age that there are now only two kinds of people in the world: people who call and people who text.”
“I've been thinking. You'd better be my bridesmaid, since you gave me the idea that led to this whole farce. It's a horrible job, I'm sure, so you deserve it. Plus, you're my friend. Will you do it?”
