27 quotes found
“A banker is a man who lends you an umbrella when the weather is fair and takes it away from you when it rains.”
“Banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies.”
“Smartass Disciple: Master, can you trust this bank to keep your money safe?Master of Stupidity: Well, I can put a bit less distrust on this bank than others.”
“He advised that I could invest in stocks to make money. Given that I have a negative balance, that was where the conversation stopped.”
“from RIVERMy body is filled with sand. The heavy grains flow from my eyes and seek somewhere to fall.Speak to me friends. Tell me I am free to go now, for I need to sit alone in the sun on the rive...”
“If you owe ten pounds to the Bank of England, you get thrown in jail, but if you owe a million pounds, they invite you to sit on the Board”
