27 quotes found
“A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.”
“Smartass Disciple: Master, can you trust this bank to keep your money safe?Master of Stupidity: Well, I can put a bit less distrust on this bank than others.”
“A data bank holding all the information that is in this universe can be found in God”
“He advised that I could invest in stocks to make money. Given that I have a negative balance, that was where the conversation stopped.”
“When water fountains start charging to drink, then you know we have a problem.”
“Love lives in the humblest of places. It doesn't matter how big your house is, how nice your car is, how big your bank vault is...it only matters how much your heart can hold.”
“Dream in colours, for hues are vibrant. Paint each day with a smile. In days of past, don't grieve; Make new deposit to the pleasant memory bank! Let your life be a reason for others to LIVE.”
“A Bank is but a college of Fiscal Magic.”
“When a man's bank balance becomes too small, his woman flees. For a man to do the same, his woman's body or vagina has to do the opposite.”
“He tried to read an elementary economics text; it bored him past endurance, it was like listening to somebody interminably recounting a long and stupid dream. He could not force himself to understa...”
“The bank - the monster has to have profits all the time. It can't wait. It'll die. No, taxes go on. When the monster stops growing, it dies. It can't stay one size.”
“from RIVERMy body is filled with sand. The heavy grains flow from my eyes and seek somewhere to fall.Speak to me friends. Tell me I am free to go now, for I need to sit alone in the sun on the rive...”
“If you owe ten pounds to the Bank of England, you get thrown in jail, but if you owe a million pounds, they invite you to sit on the Board”
“The failure of one regional bank, assuming it is following a traditional model, will not threaten the entire system.”
“One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought you ticket, you could bank on seeing the bottom of the ninth.”
“The first interview I went on I got at age 5. It was a commercial for First Federal Bank.”
“The more guidance a central bank can provide the public about how policy is likely to evolve the greater the chance that market participants will make appropriate inferences.”
“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.”
“Bank failures are caused by depositors who don't deposit enough money to cover losses due to mismanagement.”
“The politicians looked after the mandarins. The mandarins looked after the central bankers and the regulators. (The governor of the Central Bank was paid more in 2008 than the chairman of the US Fe...”
