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“The t'ca [ship] left them, rolled and slewed off in a maneuver that made sense to a multi-brained snake.--from The Kif Strike Back”
“Varzo looked with shame at her boots. Look, I wasnt serious, alright? It was just a thought.Mercy shook her head. Shitty thoughts become shitty actions, kid. You really gone your entire life withou...”
“Varzo shrugged. My people have given them good reason to be biased. The last time you were open and trusting . . . we invaded, she said unhappily. Yeah, muttered the boy just as unhappily. But whil...”
“Its just snow, Lesa said, rolling her eyes. Its not going to hurt you.Kimmy smoothed her hands over her blond hair. Sugar melts.Yeah, and shit floats. Lesa took her seat, yanking out last nights En...”
“Why should I mind? She drummed her fingertips against his knee. Because you got asked to play baseball, while I got a lecture on circumspection, Jezebels, and leading men into sin? Did you really? ...”
“Humans and animals regard each other across a gulf of mutual incomprehension. With aliens, that has to go double.”
“Of course. I died today, and now I'm going to fight aliens with a light saber. Maybe after that we can look for mermaids. Or unicorns.""No," he says. "Just aliens."Was that the barest hint of humou...”
“In the next place, wonderful as it seems in a sexual world, the Martians were absolutely without sex, and therefore without any of the tumultuous emotions that arise...”
“He is the biggest asshole on the planet, Jarod says. And in a planet thats currently drowning in assholes, thats saying a lot.”
“I dont really believe in aliens. I like to think of them as planet challenged.”
“As she reached the stairs, she made a quick detour and stepped outside. A crescent moon hung in the midnight blue sky along with trillions of twinkling stars. Out here there were no streetlights to...”
“Lillie woke to darkness an instant before a large warm hand clamped down over her mouth”
“I feel pretty sure I know why the dinosaurs went extinct. They were waiting for Sam to pick out a cell phone case.”
“There was less than Id expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty hose egg labeled DEAD SPIDERS. As if I hadnt always known it was there. As if...”
“We are not alone!Everything has been orchestrated.If you think that the meteor that killed of the dinosaurs was natural. Think again!What use would a world of greed be if we had to worry about gett...”
“Yes, there have been ET visitations. There have been crashed craft. There have been material and bodies recovered. There has been a certain amount of reverse engineering that has allowed some of th...”
“That these people are wandering around, looking for aliens to justify the emptiness inside them and let them feel special without effort, creeps me out.”
“If it took eons to get to the edge of one's galactic yard, she could not imagine the neighbors dropping by for a casual visit, especially since the heavenly houses were uninhabitable well into the ...”
“It is altogether reasonable to conclude that the heavenly bodies, alias worlds, which move or are situate within the circle of our knowledge, as well all others throughout immensity, are each and e...”
“Even if the aliens are short, dour, and sexually obsessedif theyre here, I want to know about them.”
