71 quotes found
“Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest.”
“My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.”
“Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.”
“When Gingrich attacked CNN's John King for bringing up his alleged proposal of an open marriage to his second wife, Gingrich accused him of lowering the level of discourse in a presidential debate,...”
“I have nothing against her, and in fact I'm very fond of my first wife. But we should have ended that marriage eight or 10 years earlier.”
“My wife - I married my onscreen girlfriend from 'Growing Pains', Mike Seaver's girlfriend, and we've been married for 17 years - so marriage is very important to us.”
“Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife she has thought much worse things about you. ”
“Marriage is anti-romantic - husband and wife are terms like 'turkey' and 'goose.' Worse, they denote ownership.”
“All that a husband or wife really wants is to be pitied a little, praised a little, and appreciated a little.”
“I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.”
“For years I used to bore my wife over lunch with stories about funny incidents.”
“I write funny. If I can make my wife laugh, I know I'm on the right track. But yes, I don't like to get Maudlin. And I have a tendency towards it.”
“My wife handles all of our technology. So if something goes wrong with the computer, I throw up my arms and step aside while the IT gal figures it out.”
“Before 'Lucky Louie,' nobody would ever cast me to play a mom or a wife; nobody ever saw me in that role, which is weird, since that's who I really am.”
“My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.”
“Whenever I'm doing anything romantic with an actor, or if there's a director around, I never want anybody's wife to feel threatened by me.”
“I'm very romantic, I'm extremely romantic. I date my wife.”
“Men will bear many things from a kept mistress, which they would not bear from a wife.”
“It is not monogamy when there is one legal wife, and mistresses out of sight.”
“My wife runs a non-profit that gives legal information online to victims of domestic violence.”
