Quotes by Alice Cooper

“I call it treason against rock 'n' roll because rock is the antithesis of politics. Rock should never be in bed with politics. ... When I was a kid and my parents started talking about politics, I'...”

“It doesn't matter how many drugs I take, I'm not fulfilled. This isn't satisfying. There's a spiritual hunger going on. Everybody feels it. If you don't feel it now, you will. Trust me. You will......”

“Sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll is easy. True christianitythat's rebellion.”

“Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's real rebellion.”

“The hippies wanted peace and love. We wanted Ferraris, blondes and switchblades.”

“The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school.”

“I have never made fun of religion. Religion is something I don't even want to mess with, because I am really afraid of the clouds opening up and my being struck by lightning.”

“Mistakes are part of the game. It's how well you recover from them, that's the mark of a great player.”

“Why be boring? Have some fun. Rock shows should be like movies: I don't go to a movie hoping it'll change my life.”

“I'm very romantic, I'm extremely romantic. I date my wife.”

“I don't want to feel you die,but if that's the way that God has planned youWell, I'll put pennies on your eyes.And it will go away, see?You've only lived a minute of your life.I must be dreaming......”

“Sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll is easy. True christianity…that's rebellion.”

“People that haven't seen us yet are shocked because they think that Alice Cooper must be a female folksinger. They don't expect the whole thing. And the whole thing is a direct product of televisio...”

“If you confine it, you're confining a whole thing. If you make it spontaneous, so that anything can happen, like we don't want to confine or restrict anything. What we can do, whatever we can let h...”

“We can only take it so far, because man can only take it so far, lower self can only take it so far, and you have to realize that the public is only at a certain place. We won't see the day when th...”

“How old are you? Sixteen? S-seventeen? [asks security guard] Is seventeen legal?”

“Well we can't salute ya Can't find a flag If that don't suit ya That's a dragSchool's out for summer School's out forever School's been blown to pieces.”

“I used to be such a sweet, sweet thing 'Til they got a hold of me. I opened doors for little old ladies, I helped the blind to see. I got no friends 'cause they read the papers. They can't be seen ...”

“Man's got his woman to take his seed He's got the power — oh She's got the need She spends her life through pleasing up her man She feeds him dinner or anything she can. She cries alone at night to...”

“Nobody and nothing beats The Simpsons. Even after all this time, it's still the best satire since Monty Python.I haven't had an alcoholic drink in 22 years, but when I did drink I'd go for either C...”